reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

177 days a virgin.

Someone be my friend.

(Source: nicholas-ramirez)


dogthing2:

barely-half-asleep:

Brad Pitt in 1994

I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.

this is not ok

(Source: howtocatchgosling)

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

the-chandelier-swing:

Top 5 sex positions

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(Source: xperfectly--imperfectx15)

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

(Source: detector)